Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band @ Principality Stadium, Cardiff, 5 May 2024

So here we are. The opening night of the 2024 Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band European Tour which, in effect, began in February last year before being derailed by Bruce’s stomach ulcer. I had to travel to Birmingham to see it then. At least this gig is closer to home. Bruce has taken a lot of heat on this tour. And not just because of the Ticketmaster fiasco. Some diehard fans complained about the static setlist and the slightly maudlin, reflective mood. It may not have changed much from night to night, but to be fair it was a cracking set and if I had to sit down and write one of my own, it wouldn’t be far off. Some of that criticism must have stung Bruce, because here it seemed as if he were begrudgingly trying to give all the people everything they wanted at the same time. There were rarities galore and a more generally upbeat tone. Gone are the long jazzy improv sessions, giving way to a litany of more leaner and muscular crowd pleasers. In many ways this felt like a band giving it everything in one last power drive.

Despite a few cursory yells of “Cardiff!” there was very little interaction with the crowd in the opening stages, which was a bit unusual for Bruce. Instead, he let the music do the talking and dug deep in a bid to prove the naysayers wrong. The opening track, always a point of discussion between Bruce fans, was So Young and in Love, a sax-heavy, sixties-enthused deep cut that first appeared on his 1998 compilation Tracks, though the song itself is much older than that. My guess is this slot will be regularly occupied by something random. Or he might do it just often enough that when he does start shows with something more conventional, that’ll be a surprise in itself. Springsteen has a history of doing this, often busting out covers that have a connection to the place he is playing. I remember seeing him open a London gig once with London Calling by the Clash, and he sometimes plays INXS songs in Australia. Word is he has been rehearsing an old rogues tune, which might be significant given he is scheduled to play a few gigs in Ireland soon. It’s attention to detail like this which makes each gig more of an experience for the fans. Though I have no idea what So Young and in love has with Wales. I live in hope of seeing him play an Alarm song in Wales.

Lonesome Day, No Surrender, Prove it all night, The Promised Land, and Darlington County all followed in quick succession with barely a pause for breath. It was exhilarating. Then came Ghosts from his 2020 album Letter to You, one of his best tunes in years which sits easily among the older, more established material. In fact, that whole album is a banger. A definite late-career return to form. Another lurch to leftfield came in the form of nineties relic Better Days, played as a result of a sign request. With such an expansive back catalogue to choose from, as well as the likelihood of the odd cover version, I can’t see that song getting too many more outings on this tour. Presumably the bulk of the set will remain unchanged but Bruce will slot these little oddities around it to spice things up. This undoubtedly won’t please everyone, but it seems the most sensible approach.

It was exhausting just watching this. Just shy of three hours might not sound like much, but the dude is almost 75 years old. It’s all made more taxing by the emotional investment demanded of the crowd. It’s pretty intense, especially in the middle of the set which included flawless run-throughs of My City of Ruins, The River, a cover of the Commodores’ Night Shift from his most recent album Only the Strong Survive, and a rare If I was The Priest, culminating with a rumination on absent friends and being the last surviving member of his first band in the introduction to Last Man standing. Cards on the table, some moments do seem a bit contrived and, dare I say, overdramatic. But Bruce is an entertainer, and he does his job well. I absolutely loved the segue from Wrecking Ball through The Rising and into Badlands, leading into a rousing Thunder Road. The energy levels barely drop a notch.

With this show, The Boss takes you on a journey, and it’s not always an easy road to travel. There will be both sadness and joy, elation and devastation. With all kinds of sentimental swerves depending on the little tweaks Bruce makes along the way. A Bruce show is a microcosm of life. There’s a lot of regret, something probably most humans are dealing with to some extent. Its relatable. If you’ve been following Bruce for any length of time, and most of the at his gigs have, you form unique bonds and attachments to these songs. They might remind you of certain people, times, or places. Lonesome day, for example, take me back to a breakup I had 20-years ago. Badlands brings back the feeling of being a rambunctious teenager who thought he knew it all. The River, for some reason, brings back memories of a trip to see the Boss in Rotterdam a lifetime ago where I got robbed in a cafe and strip searched by French border police. Even the obscure opener blasted me with memories because Tracks was such a seminal release for me that I remember where and when I bought it and by extension who I was going out with at the time.

The joy was compounded about two thirds through when Bruce turned the house lights on, another long-standing tradition, and ran through a thrilling life affirming sort-of extended encore (I say sort-of extended encore because I don’t actually remember them ever leaving the stage) of Dancing in the Dark, Born in the USA, Born to Run, Bobby Jean and Tenth Avenue Freeze Out. By then you felt like this was your reward at the end of that long, difficult journey. These songs mean different things to different people, like a hidden language only you and maybe the Boss himself, can understand. Well, not even he understands it. He doesn’t even know you exist. It’s just you. But as pathetic as that might sound, at least we found a shred of meaning in this fucked up world and for that alone we should be grateful. This, I recently worked out, is the same kind of deeply personal relationship some overly-religious people say they have with Jesus. And others have with Taylor Swift who, incidentally, is playing this very venue next month. Each to their own, I guess. I don’t think its an accident that in later years Bruce has inserted more religious references and imagery in his shows, almost like he us taking on the role of preacher. Or cult leader. There’s a reason so many fans (and sometimes reviewers) liken seeing the Boss in concert to a religious experience.

Maybe we are all looking for some kind of connection, and in an increasingly isolated and segregated world where we seem to have less and less all the time, we find it in places like this. Being part of the fan community helps you meet like minded people and have conversations that not many other people would find stimulating. We get it. We all understand. This journey we are on together is another chapter in the book of our life, and because of Bruce we are all here together at this precise moment in time. It’s all fine and dandy being a lone wolf, but even wolves know there is safety in numbers sometimes. Whatever helps us all get through the day and make it to the next milestone. I very much doubt we will ever see the E Street Band as a live force at the conclusion of this extended tour, but I said that last time.

That reminds me of a meme I saw recently. The earth is billions of years old, and you are lucky enough to be on it the same time as Bruce Springsteen.

Hallelujah!


Far From Saints (album review)

Far From Saints is a collab between Kelly Jones of Cool Cymru survivors Stereophonics and Patty Lynn and Dwight Baker from US country rockers The Wind and the Wave who seem to be innoffensive enough. They do the work and get the job done. I know I’m a bit late to the party. This came out last June so any interested parties will probably have heard the trio’s 10-track debut album by now.

Jones and Lynn harmonise really well together, their respective tones dovetailing nicely throughout. They sound a bit like a less polished and more bluesy version of Deacon Blue. You get the rough with the smooth – Kelly Jones’s gravelly croak and her soft touch, hitting the notes Jones gave up trying to reach about three albums ago. I was a bit wary of giving this a listen, to be honest. It’s been sitting on my playlist for ages. In my mind Kelly Jones just about manages to stay relevant through being in Stereophonics. The stuff he’s done on the side has been patchy at best. He made a solo album a few years back and named all the songs after women he’d shagged. Sorry, been in a relationship with. then he pulled a fast one and called the album ‘Only the Names have been Changed.’ The crafty git. I thought he would get absolutely shredded for that, especially as it came out just as the #MeToo movement was hitting. But nothing happened. Dodged a bullet there. Maybe he managed to pass it off as more Bowie than Ryan Adams nut it was still a bit of a weird concept. The album made you feel grimy just listening to it. And after that he did the Don’t Let the Devil Take Another Day compilation, which was pointless in the extreme.

This project is a significant step up from that. The album is a bit one-paced and samey, and there isn’t really much to get excited about. If I still made mixtapes would anything from this make the final cut? Maybe one of the singles as a token representative. Do bands even do singles any more? Anyway, point is, this just plods along, the odd big chorus, the odd soaring guitar solo, but nothing to elevate it too much. All that said, this is pretty solid work. From front to back, it’s well paced and the tracks don’t outstay their welcome. There’s always a danger with projects like this that those involved might get a bit too indulgent and start drifting toward those bland nine-minute epics. Thankfully, Kelly Jones steers clear of that and after the requisite couple of listens, a few tracks do begin to stand out. Let the Light Shine Over You and Screaming Hallelujah are fit to grace any playlist, and neatly condense what the album represents down to neat little 4-minute chunks. Take it Through the Night is a bit more raw and rocky, reminiscent of classic Stones, while the cheerfully-titled We Won’t get out Alive, a deep cut from the second half, manages to rise above the mediocrity and anthemic closer Own It (it even has a ‘Whoa, whoa, whoa refrain) is one for the ages. Something that always impressed me about Sterophonics was their ability to pace an album and end it on a high. That was all Kelly Jones. He knows how important it is to finish strong.

That cover art is also interesting. There’s a lot to unpack here. Looks to me like the trapeze artist guy has lost his grip and is tumbling to his doom, which could be a metaphor for a lot of the subject matter contained herein. The trapeze artist girl is doing her best to save him, bless her, but it looks like a lost cause at this point. the poor dude’s going to get smashed to pieces in front of all those people. It’s an impactful visual of how tragic and futile all this is, that dutiful sense of going all-out to save something you already know is lost, all of which feeds into some of the lyrics and the general vibe. Not that that’s a negative thing, at times the music has a joyous gospel flavour, but there’s also a lot of reflection, melancholy, and regret here. Fiona Shepherd of The Scotsman said this album; “Plays out exactly as you might expect with a mix of country balladry, southern soul inflections, winsome vanilla pop, orchestral embellishments and the acoustic roots rock which best suits Jones’s raspy voice.”

It’s a long way from Cwmaman.


My Rock and My Roll

Pleased to announce that my 93rd short story has just been published! You can find My Rock and My Roll in the awesome Flash in a Flash newsletter.

I’ve long been fascinated by the Mandela Effect, so it was really only a matter of time before it leaked through into my fiction. My Rock and My Roll is a bit of a paranoid love story. It’s written, I hope, in such a way that the reader is never quite sure whether it’s the world that’s falling apart or just the protagonist.

Great fun. I don’t even mind that judging by the bio they printed, whoever runs the mag thinks I’m a woman. Can’t win ’em all.


RetView #78 – Burnt Offerings (1975)

Title: Burnt Offerings

Year of Release: 1975

Director: Dan Curtis

Length: 116 mins

Starring: Oliver Reed, Karen Black, Burgess Meredith, Eileen Heckart, Bette Davis, Anthony James

What a stellar cast. Oliver Reed and Bette Davis each have (had, sorry) the ability to elevate any only crap to whole new levels, and to have them both in the same film is just absurd. Being an English language geek, however, it took me a while to get past that title. Is it burned or burnt? Turns out it can be both though the former is more common in American English, which makes it even more surprising that they’ve chosen to go with ‘Burnt.’ It takes its title from the book of the same name by American author Robert Marasco published in 1973. Anyway, back to the movie, and this is very much a slow burner (get in!) low on gore and big on atmosphere typical of the raft of seventies haunted house films. Interestingly, Stephen King lists it as one of his favourite horror movies and there is ample evidence to suggest that the original book at least partly inspired his own novel The Shining. It won a slew of Saturn Awards, including Best Horror Film, and Best Director. Bette Davis also won the award for Best Supporting Actress.

Writer Ben Rolf (Reed), his wife Marian (Black), their 12-year-old son Davey and Ben’s elderly aunt Elizabeth (Davis) visit a large, remote, neo-classical 19th-century mansion with a view to renting it for the summer. The home’s eccentric owners, elderly siblings Arnold (Meredith) and Roz Allardyce (Heckart), offer them the property at a bargain price of $900 for the entire summer, which seems too good to be true. And it is. The offer comes with with a request: the Allardyce’s elderly mother, who they claim is 85 but could pass for spritely 59, will continue to live in her upstairs room, and the Rolfs are to provide her with meals during their stay. The old woman is obsessed with privacy and will not interact with them, so meals are to be left outside her door. Like that isn’t a red flag. Anyway, Marian soon becomes obsessed with the house, and eventually starts wearing some Victorian-era clothes she finds and distances herself from the rest of the family. Various unusual circumstances occur: Davey falls and hurts his knee playing in the garden, a dead plant starts to grow again, Ben comes a cropper with champagne bottle, and a malfunctioning light bulb is mysteriously repaired. Ben is also haunted by visions of an eerie, grinning hearse driver (James) who he had first seen at his mother’s funeral years earlier.

Despite the awards and the all-star cast, Burnt Offerings received mixed reviews. George Anderson of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette criticized it as being “dependent on typical horror tropes such as shocks and loud music hits” and described the tension as, “A lot of sinister huffing and puffing to little effect”. While praising Meredith and Heckart (who had won an academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in 1972 for her performance in Butterflies are Free) as the best performers in the film, Richard Dyer of The Boston Globe argued the source material gave the actors too little to work with. He called Black, who was four months pregnant during filming, “particularly inconsistent”, said Reed looked “like an eggplant”, and stated Davis “tries to create a Bette Davis character without any Bette Davis lines to work with.” At the other end of the spectrum, in a contemporary summary, Rovi Donald Guarisco of Movie Guide called the film “worthy of rediscovery by the horror fans who missed it the first time”, concluding that “In the end, Burnt Offerings is probably a bit too methodical in its pacing for viewers accustomed to slam-bang approach of post-’70s horror fare, but seasoned horror fans will find plenty to enjoy.”

For what it’s worth, I thought the performances were superb but found the overall package slightly overwrought and overlong, especially for a film where, frankly, there isn’t much plot. You could easily cut 20-25 minutes off the running time and lose nothing except some snivelling from Bette Davis and some posturing by Ollie Reed. In short, there’s more style here than substance, but what substance!

Trivia Corner

Bette Davis reportedly detested Oliver Reed. She insisted on referring to him as ‘that man’ and only speaking to him when they shared on-screen dialogue. After filming, she described him as “possibly one of the most loathesome human beings I have ever had the misfortune of meeting.” She also had conflicts with Karen Black, feeling that Black did not treat her with an appropriate degree of respect. Oh dear.


RetView #77 – Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959)

Title: Attack of the Giant Leeches

Year of Release: 1959

Director: Bernerd L Kowalski

Length: 62 mins

Starring: Ken Clark, Yvette Vickers, Jan Shepard, Michael Emmet, Tyler McVey, Bruno VeSota

ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES, (aka THE GIANT LEECHES), poster art, 1959.

IMHO leeches are a very underused mechanism in horror. We see far too many rats, spiders and snakes, but not nearly enough of these natural blood-sucking vampires. They are fucking disgusting. Even the little tiny ones that stick to your legs after you go paddling in streams are gross. Imagine giant ones! Luckily, someone else did, so you don’t have to. Produced by Gene (brother of Robert) Corman and directed by Bernerd L Kowalski (who would go on to direct episodes of classic eighties action series’ Knight Rider and Airwolf) Attack of the Giant Leeches came right at the end of the 50’s creature feature craze that was a reaction to the Cold War that gave us such timeless gems as It Came From Beneath the Sea (1955), The Indestructable Man (1956) and The Blob (1958). This is reiterated, if you were in any doubt, when a character speculates that the man-eating leeches they are up against have been affected by atomic radiation from nearby Cape Canaveral. It was shot over eight days and released as part of a double bill with the horror comedy A Bucket of Blood (strangely enough, directed by another Corman, Roger, who would later gain fame for his film adaptations of Edgar Allan poe stories) by American International Pictures.

In the swampy Florida Everglades, a pair of massive intelligent leeches live in an underwater cave, presumably subsisting on the local wildlife as several references are made throughout the film to a lack of crocodiles in the area (which one would imagine not being a bad thing). Soon, though, the giant leeches decide to move on to people and begin dragging locals down to their cave, where they are kept alive and slowly drained of blood. Two of the first victims are local vixen Liz Walker (Vickers), who has been cheating on her husband Dave (VeSota), and her latest paramour. Poor traumatised Dave immediately comes under suspicion, mainly because he admitted chasing the amorous couple through the forest with a shotgun, but then he commits suicide leaving more questions than answers. Game warden Steve Benton (Clark) takes it upon himself to investigate, aided by his girlfriend, Nan Grayson (Sheppard), and her father, Doc Grayson (McVey). The intrepid bunch soon discover the giant leech’s underwater lair and blow it up. The end.

Or is it?

The film is notable for featuring Cary Grant’s long-time squeeze Yvette Vickers soon after her appearance in the Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman (1958), who promoted it by appearing as a centrefold in the June 1959 issue of Playboy. After that, her movie roles began to decline and she was last seen alive in 2010 having withdrawn from her family and friends. Tragically, her mummified body was discovered around a year later at her home on Westwanda Drive, Beverly Hills, by actress and neighbour Susan Savage. There were no signs of foul play, the cause of death deemed to be heart failure resulting from coronary artery disease. After her demise, Hugh Hefner issued statements expressing his sorrow.

Attack of the Giant Leeches, while corny and somewhat predictable, doesn’t get nearly enough love. It barely even comes into the conversation. Any conversation. This is despite a remake directed by Brett Kelly and written by Jeff O’Brien being released in 2008 and a stage adaptation performed at The Village Theatre in Atlanta, Georgia, in February 2020. The original has proved somewhat divisive on Rotten Tomatoes, where it measures 70% on the Tomatometer but has an audience score of just 18% based on 1000+ ratings. In his book Classic Movie Guide: From the Silent Era Through 1965 (2010) film critic Leonard Maltin awarded the film 1.5 out of 4 stars, calling it a “ludicrous hybrid of white trash and monster genres.” There’s just no pleasing some people.

The original movie is now in the public domain as its copyright was never renewed, and you can watch it in full HERE.

Trivia Corner

The monster costumes were designed by actor Ed Nelson and Gene Corman’s wife, with some claiming they were constructed from stitched-together black raincoats. Other insiders were less gracious and insisted black refuse sacks were used. Honestly, I kinda hope that was the case.


X6 ToC

The latest in my ongoing series of compilations comprising short stories previously published in various magazines and anthologies, X6, is coming out soon! As promised, here’s the full table of contents, and where each story appeared in its original form.

Loose Ends (first published in 34 Orchard, 2020)

Alone, Or (first published in Frost Zone Zine, 2021)

The Wailing (first published in TwentyTwoTwentyEight, 2021)

Hell-bent (first published in Unleashed, 2021)

That Time of Year Again (first published in Every Day Fiction, 2021)

Misshapes & Rejects (first published in Handmade Horror, 2021)

The Others (first published in Burnt Fur, 2020)

Grower (first published in Brewtality, 2020)

Scary Mary (first published in Jester of Hearts, 2021)

Holiday of a Lifetime (first published in Welcome to the Splatterclub, 2020)

X6 is released on 27 March exclusively on ebook, and is available for pre-order now:

US LINK

UK LINK


The Cunning Linguist at the Splatterclub

I’m excited to announce that my 92nd published short story The Cunning Linguist (once called The Cunnilinguist) is included in the new anthology Welcome to the Splatterclub, Vol III edited by Nikki Noir for Blood Bound Books. I have a long, blood-spattered history with BBB and the great people who run the joint. In the past, The Devil & Jim Rosenthal, Subject #270374, Siki’s Story, and Holiday of a Lifetime have all been part of projects they’ve put together. They are one of the few established publishers brave enough to operate at the more extreme end of the spectrum and I send them all the stories I write that involve genital mutilation.

As for the story itself, well, it’s about what you probably think its about. The protagonist is a player who thinks he is very, very good at oral sex. The Cunning Linguist is the handle he uses on dating apps. One night he meets his match, so to speak, and let’s just say he comes to a sticky end. Wink, wink.

I have a love-hate relationship with oral sex. And no, I don’t mean I love receiving but hate giving. When you think about it, it’s pretty gross. Our mouths aren’t supposed to go down there. Personal hygiene is incredibly important. You let that slip, even just a little, and it can ruin the other person’s whole experience. Trust me. On the other hand, you don’t want to be tasting of soap, either, because nobody likes eating soap. It’s a fine line. The whole topic is an absolute minefield, and definitely uncomfortable enough to write horror stories about.

Welcome to the Splatterclub Vol III is out now on ebook and paperback.


X6 – Cover Reveal

The latest instalment in my on-going X series of ebook-exclusive short fiction collections is coming soon! And to whet your appetite, here’s a sneak preview at the cover art produced once again by Bram Stoker award-nominee Greg Chapman.

Released on 27 March, X6 is available to pre-order now.

US LINK

UK LINK


The Bookshelf 2023

I usually start this now annual tradition with a disclaimer that goes something like: “I only managed to read seven books this year, but THIS ONE was really, like, sooooo long!”

It’s taken me aeons to own up to the fact that I’m just a slow reader, but there it is. Shoot me. I read for 30-60 minutes every night, and sometimes that just isn’t reflected in the numbers I put up. Anyway, I made a conscious effort in 2023 to move away from horror fiction and read a more varied selection of books, something I’ve managed largely thanks to the book club at work.

It was a drag at times, but Joseph Heller’s Catch 22 is something I will probably never forget reading. Some of the wordplay, and the conversations that go around in circles, were genius. The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera is also worth a mention, even though the plot itself seemed almost secondary to the philosophical ideals the writer was determined to convey. Seeing the stage version of Noviolet Bulawayo’s We Need New Names after reading the book was an unforgettable experience, and reading Animal House by James Brown was surreal because I know some of the people he talks about. I owe a lot to Loaded magazine. Without it, I probably wouldn’t even be here writing this.

Stephen King’s Billy Summers was ace. Probably his best in years. I was also pleasantly surprised by Christopher Fowler’s Full Dark House. It’s very English. Very London, to be exact. Only another twenty-odd books in the series to go!

Here are all the books I read cover-to-cover in 2023 (DNFs don’t count)

Final Winter by Iain Rob Wright (2011)

Extreme Survivors: 60 Epic Stories of Human Endurance (2019)

South by Southwest Wales by David Owain Hughes (2018)

The Man Who Died Twice by Richard Osman (2021)

Tougher then the Rest: The 100 Best Bruce Springsteen Songs by June Skinner Sawyers (2006)

Billy Summers by Stephen King (2021)

We Need New Names by Noviolet Bulawayo (2014)

Burial Rites by Hannah Kent (2013)

Animal House by James Brown (2022)

The Wild West by Robin May (1975)

Catch 22 by Joseph Heller (1962)

The Horror Library, Vol 8 by Various Authors (2023)

Full Dark House (Bryant & May Mysteries, book one) by Christopher Fowler (2003)

Quitters Never Win: My Life in UFC by Michael Bisping (2019)

The Return by Rachel Harrison (2020)

That Old House: The Bathroom by Various Authors (2023)

Pet Sematary by Stephen King (1988)

The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera (1984)

Themes for Great Cities: A New History of Simple Minds by Graeme Thomson (2022)

You can see last year’s list HERE.


Recapping the Wretched Bones Blog Tour

As any writer out there knows, writing a book is the easy part. Getting people to give a sh!t is much more difficult. That’s why in October 2023 I embarked on a blog tour in support of my latest release, The Wretched Bones: A Ben Shivers Mystery. It gave me a chance to reach potential new readers, reconnect with some old ones, and make some new friends. You can check out all the stops below where, alongside several interviews, you will find evidence of the symbiotic relationship between humour and horror, the unique connection between cats and writers, and a historical piece on that weirdest of historical entities, the sin eaters.

Thanks to everyone who hosted me, and/or took the time to engage. I really appreciate it.

Midnight Machinations/Grinning Skull Press: Cover reveal

Uncomfortably Dark Interview

Happy Goat Horror: Guest Post (The Top 10 Horror Comedy Movies EVER!)

Willow Croft: Guest Post (Ben Shivers and Mr Trimble)

That Spooky Beach Interview

That Spooky Beach: Guest Post (The Plight of the Sin Eaters)

Robin’s Review Interview

The Horror Tree: Spooky Six

Writer v Writer with Neda Aria

Introducing the Wretched Bones

The Wretched Bones: A Ben Shivers Mystery is OUT NOW on paperback and ebook via Midnight Machinations, an imprint of Grinning Skull Press.

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